spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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