no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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