Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I wish I could punch you in the face.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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