im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Hello my rib-scented angel!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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