Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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