Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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