I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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