Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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