then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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