let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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