when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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