I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
should my penis look like a turkey
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
