I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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