It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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