i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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