two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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