its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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