Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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