the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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