people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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