I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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