I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
We need to get me chipped asap
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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