Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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