i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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