that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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