Non-Jews are for practice
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Just pee around me
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Randomize
