Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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