So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
