Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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