There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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