what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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