and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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