with your own penis?
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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