Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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