How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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