I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Randomize
