did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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