People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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