I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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