Kiss
Puke
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
