She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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