And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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