Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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