Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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