I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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