Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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