he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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