At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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