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I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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