I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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