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(712): View more from Iowa

Walk of Shame. In a state park.

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(224): View more from Illinois

Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'

(224): View more from Illinois

Im going to research this theory. . .

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(312): View more from Illinois

just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"

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go get him tiger.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."

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(303): View more from Colorado

Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.

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(815): View more from Illinois

he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked

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(210): View more from Texas

Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?

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