You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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