I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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