i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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