Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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