Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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