I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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